Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Drop the Poo... And Other Things I find Myself Saying...

That's right folks. It's time for another round of "things I find myself saying." And yes, there are times I can't believe I am saying this stuff either. Let's just laugh together shall we?
  • Brayden, Connor really doesn't want you to stab your finger in his eye. 
  • Drop the poo... RIGHT NOW!
  • those shoes are made for Daddy to wear, not for you to eat, please take them out of your mouth. 
  • let's not throw our food...
  • ...or our cups. 
  • that's nice of you to say hi to that man, but he is not your daddy, so let's not call him that ok?
  • I don't think we're going to watch jump jump (read: Chunky from Madagascar 2) right now, we just watched it for 15 minutes straight.
  • Brayden, please don't throw dirt chunks in the house. Thank you.
  • No, your food doesn't go in your eye, it goes in your mouth.
  • the screwdriver doesn't go in Connor's eye. 
  • Wow, look how high you jump!
  • Do not hit the (enter one of the following: furniture, house, cabinets) with your golf club. Thank you.
  • I love you too, and I know you're sorry, but that doesn't mean there aren't consequences (this is a sad one for me to say sometimes)
  • I'm sorry baby, but I don't think you can pump milk. God didn't make you that way.
  • It's mommy's turn to talk on the phone, I think you're through saying "hello."
What have YOU been saying lately to YOUR kids???

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