- Brayden, Connor really doesn't want you to stab your finger in his eye.
- Drop the poo... RIGHT NOW!
- those shoes are made for Daddy to wear, not for you to eat, please take them out of your mouth.
- let's not throw our food...
- ...or our cups.
- that's nice of you to say hi to that man, but he is not your daddy, so let's not call him that ok?
- I don't think we're going to watch jump jump (read: Chunky from Madagascar 2) right now, we just watched it for 15 minutes straight.
- Brayden, please don't throw dirt chunks in the house. Thank you.
- No, your food doesn't go in your eye, it goes in your mouth.
- the screwdriver doesn't go in Connor's eye.
- Wow, look how high you jump!
- Do not hit the (enter one of the following: furniture, house, cabinets) with your golf club. Thank you.
- I love you too, and I know you're sorry, but that doesn't mean there aren't consequences (this is a sad one for me to say sometimes).
- I'm sorry baby, but I don't think you can pump milk. God didn't make you that way.
- It's mommy's turn to talk on the phone, I think you're through saying "hello."
What have YOU been saying lately to YOUR kids???
