Things I Find Myself Saying Lately...

• No, we don't wash our hotwheels in the dog's water.
• Brayden, please don't throw the basketball at your brother. He doesn't know how to catch yet.
• That's so sweet of you to share your blankie with Connor, but let's take it off of his face.
• Please, for the love of all things holy, use your indoor voice!
• No, that's Connor's paci.
• Do not stand on the couch! That's how you busted your lip last time!
• No, we don't need to look at my belly button right now. 
• Do not run over Toby with your train!
• Take the green beans out of your nose.
• B, we don't lick the syrup off of our plates.
• Do NOT throw your food!
• Let's not eat our boogers.
• Do what? you went poo poo in your diaper? Go tell Daddy you have a present for him ;o)
• Thank you for helping with Connor, but I really don't think he wants his face wipes right now.
• Please do not scrape the rake on the wall. 
• Sit STILL! I'm trying to change your diaper!
• Gosh, we REALLY need to potty train you.... no, not a choo-choo train, potty train. Different kind of train buddy.
• Ughhh... I just got throw up on.... AGAIN.