Wednesday, August 4, 2010

A Pregnant Woman's Perfect World

In a pregnant woman's perfect world:
  • complete strangers would not come up to you and rub your belly.
  • people wouldn't seem disappointed when you told them you were having a boy or a girl.
  • there would always be an open parking spot closest to the front door.
  • the temperature would stay at a cool 64 degrees your entire pregnancy.
  • you'd never get stretch marks.
  • you could eat for two without feeling like the food was stacking up in your esophogus.
  • shaving your legs didn't require a P90x workout in the shower.
  • you could drink the obscene amount of fluids needed during pregnancy without subsequently having to pee every 15 minutes. 
  • you could sneeze/cough/hiccupp/laugh without peeing your pants.
  • you'd never have to get lab work done (I personally hate needles).
  • you could look at any type of food and think it looks good. 
  • you would have the second trimester euphoria from the very beginning of pregnancy.
Honestly, I am sure there are more I could add to this list, but despite my ability to get a good 7 hours of sleep last night, I still feel utterly exhausted. And to think I have to muster up some sort of energy to get through Brayden's tumbling class in 2 hours.... 

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