A Pregnant Woman's Perfect World

In a pregnant woman's perfect world:

• complete strangers would not come up to you and rub your belly.
• people wouldn't seem disappointed when you told them you were having a boy or a girl.
• there would always be an open parking spot closest to the front door.
• the temperature would stay at a cool 64 degrees your entire pregnancy.
• you'd never get stretch marks.
• you could eat for two without feeling like the food was stacking up in your esophogus.
• shaving your legs didn't require a P90x workout in the shower.
• you could drink the obscene amount of fluids needed during pregnancy without subsequently having to pee every 15 minutes. 
• you could sneeze/cough/hiccupp/laugh without peeing your pants.
• you'd never have to get lab work done (I personally hate needles).
• you could look at any type of food and think it looks good. 
• you would have the second trimester euphoria from the very beginning of pregnancy.

Honestly, I am sure there are more I could add to this list, but despite my ability to get a good 7 hours of sleep last night, I still feel utterly exhausted. And to think I have to muster up some sort of energy to get through Brayden's tumbling class in 2 hours....